Out of context gaming quotes.

 My gaming group from time to time will spit of the oddest lines. 

This is a list of all the famous ones from various players over the years.

Chris:

I am not a bank

All the monks lived except the ones that died

Peep peep, I’m just a bird

I will never have true sightsers staring at the sky looking for strange birds

They were only hijacking the ship. They weren't thieves.

Michael:

Ima going to play it safe like Wendy (pulls block and tower crashes)

There is no Anatomy in here - - Try 'A' - Wendy

I shot them all, but the ones I haven't shot yet

Rikki:

That’s some Slim Shady bullshit.

Why should I heal you? You’re just going to get hurt again.

Sexual favors for magic items

If you get hurt by the duck, I am not healing you

Next time don’t make me embarrass you!

Might want to let the two sides fight it out for a couple of days, cause I can’t talk to god right now

Not the evil barbarian king, the undead barbarian king

Your ugly but I am beautiful

Austin:

I didn’t okay that

I disbelieve

That’s not what you said last time

Ken:

We made it not glow

It left a bad taste is his mouth

The magical darkness is magical

Ram it in!!! Don't spit on it!

Jimmy:

I'm sorry your parents had sex

Tiffany:

It’s a happy fun time market!

Randoms:

What? Stop being so needy right now - Patti

Lavits is a litch - Rumor

Open door bad thing happen - Buller

It’s easier to protect the world, when you control it - Rich

Cannonball - Connor

Making a life alert necklace with unseen servant on it

A year later....

 Celtic campaign ended. Ran a short one shot and a friend ran a boot hill mini campaign.

Currently eqypt game using....

The Codex series from Troll Lords are great for gaming in our legendary past.

Campaign to end soonish, they are on the final push to defeat Set's plan to over throw the other gods.

My daughter is due to run a short adventure after, then maybe space!

Celtic campaign

 Currently running a celtic campaign set in (pre roman) Brittan. 

Have a mix of classes from the usual suspects.

Bard

Mage (fire mage)

Dwarf

Thief

Cleric (new character previous druid died)

Dwarven rune priest

Wizard

Calling my current rules set Castle Crawl Classics. 

Its a mix of C&C and DCC with some Index card rpg thrown in.

Not too dis-simular to what the Professor Dungeon Master of youtube DungeonCraft uses.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD6ERRdXrF2IZ0R888G8PQg 

Still making new magic items, but i am now forceing my PC's to make their own items via rare and exotic materials. 

Our new Cat Zuzi often joins our gaming...

down time

Sorry no new posts in a week. couple real life issues have cropped up to disrupt my daily routine.
I will resume sharing magic items this weekend or early next week.

Thursday continues with more magic items to inspire your game.

A few more fun items. Hope you can use, or they inspire you to create your own new unique items.

Phanton cat is a tribute to character from an MCC game that was a Cat Manimal with shrinking that was killed in play. The party was very upset their cat had died. 

Wednesday wackiness, more magic items to delight

Item 4 was inspired by response to one of the posts.

I have made various items over the years but DCC has really amped my desire to create as the system behaves simply... every magic item is unique. No one churns out groups of the same item. Every magic item has a story behind it.

Tuesday Items of the fantastic

4 unique items for your consideration.