Out of context gaming quotes.

 My gaming group from time to time will spit of the oddest lines. 

This is a list of all the famous ones from various players over the years.

Chris:

I am not a bank

All the monks lived except the ones that died

Peep peep, I’m just a bird

I will never have true sightsers staring at the sky looking for strange birds

They were only hijacking the ship. They weren't thieves.

Michael:

Ima going to play it safe like Wendy (pulls block and tower crashes)

There is no Anatomy in here - - Try 'A' - Wendy

I shot them all, but the ones I haven't shot yet

Rikki:

That’s some Slim Shady bullshit.

Why should I heal you? You’re just going to get hurt again.

Sexual favors for magic items

If you get hurt by the duck, I am not healing you

Next time don’t make me embarrass you!

Might want to let the two sides fight it out for a couple of days, cause I can’t talk to god right now

Not the evil barbarian king, the undead barbarian king

Your ugly but I am beautiful

Austin:

I didn’t okay that

I disbelieve

That’s not what you said last time

Ken:

We made it not glow

It left a bad taste is his mouth

The magical darkness is magical

Ram it in!!! Don't spit on it!

Jimmy:

I'm sorry your parents had sex

Tiffany:

It’s a happy fun time market!

Randoms:

What? Stop being so needy right now - Patti

Lavits is a litch - Rumor

Open door bad thing happen - Buller

It’s easier to protect the world, when you control it - Rich

Cannonball - Connor

Making a life alert necklace with unseen servant on it