Convention preping

 Less than 3 months to Gary Con! Running 3 Gamma World, and for the first time ever 3 Metamorphosis Alpha. 

One of my favorite things to do in an adventure is allow access ancient vending machines. I like to sneak in a small chance of healing effects on the food items, along with the chance of poison or radiated fare. 

Since I suck at coming up with names, I got an AI program to make me some nonsense names for what comes from the machines. (AI is certainly a god send for me, it can do the grunt work I hate to do)

This is the beta list, the one i will use at the con has the poison/rad/healing spread out randomly. If you desire some vending madness in you Post Apocalyptic world, enjoy the following chart. 

Ancient Vending Machine Food & Drink (d100)

1. Zingl-Pop Crystals – Sharp, fizzy sugar shards; crackle on the tongue
2. BloopNub Roll – Dense sponge cake with oily berry filling
3. Cranchy-Os – Stale ring cereal, tastes faintly metallic
4. SlorpShake Vanilla – Warm, thick liquid with chalky aftertaste
5. Moxie Melt Bar – Sweet caramel slab that sticks to teeth
6. Fizzlet Drops – Tiny pellets that pop and hiss when chewed
7. NutriPaste 7 – Gray paste, salty and protein-heavy
8. PuffRind Chips – Airy, crunchy curls tasting of artificial onion
9. DripBrew Brick – Chewable coffee block, bitter and waxy
10. GlowBun – Soft roll with faint internal luminescence (harmless)
11. TangTank Citrus – Eye-watering sour drink, thin and sharp
12. Snozzberry Log – Purple fruit leather, overly sweet
13. MealCube (Beef?) – Chewy cube, savory but indistinct
14. FizzMilk – Carbonated dairy drink, unsettling mouthfeel
15. Snack Slabs – Dry layered wafers, taste of old grain
16. Kraxx Bar – Hard protein bar, nutty and tough
17. VelvaSip – Silky chocolate drink, slightly rancid
18. RattleCorn – Crunchy kernels that clatter in the mouth
19. YumGel Green – Lime-flavored gelatin, rubbery
20. HeatPocket – Self-warming pastry, bland filling
21. SipSip Berry – Watery juice with artificial sweetness
22. ChubChips – Greasy slices, taste like salt and oil
23. PlastoPudding – Smooth but oddly elastic dessert
24. BriteBite Tabs – Compressed candy tablets, neon colors
25. FoamFizz – Expanding fizzy mousse, dissolves quickly
26. NutrOats – Cold oat mash, filling but dull
27. ZapJerky – Tough strips with peppery bite
28. DrinkPak Alpha – Neutral electrolyte fluid, no flavor
29. GumGum Loops – Chewy rings that never fully dissolve
30. ToastStix – Dry bread rods, faint butter flavor
31. CocoaPuff Brick – Chocolate cereal fused into a block
32. SourSlug Chews – Intensely sour gelatin worms
33. MintyMist – Aerosol mint spray, numbing
34. Sav-O Sphere – Savory broth in gel casing
35. NibNibs – Tiny crunchy bits, taste varies by bite
36. MealShot Red – Thick tomato-like drink, spicy
37. HoneyGlob – Sticky amber gel, very sweet
38. CrispWaf Thin – Paper-thin crackers, dry
39. MilkPod – Soft capsule of preserved milk
40. FizzRations – Crackling biscuits, mildly sweet
41. BlueGloop – Sweet paste, stains tongue blue
42. CrunchCaps – Hollow crunch balls, echo when bitten
43. NutraTwist – Twisted bar, grainy and dense
44. SipCan Clear – Flavorless hydration fluid
45. FlavorDust – Sprinkle powder, tastes different each pinch
46. GlowSip Orange – Citrus drink with faint warmth
47. RindRolls – Dried vegetable spirals, leathery
48. ChewFuel – Bitter stimulant gum
49. SugarSlates – Flat candy tiles, crack easily
50. BrothBits – Savory cubes that melt in mouth
51. ZestBomb – Explosive citrus candy, eye-watering
52. MealDisk – Flat ration disk, very filling
53. CreamCloud – Whipped dessert foam, airy
54. GrainGel – Semi-liquid porridge
55. FizzStick Lemon – Chalky stick, sharp lemon flavor
56. ProtoCola – Flat soda, hints of spice
57. CrumbCakes – Dry muffin bites
58. NutPaste Brown – Peanut-like spread, oily
59. VegCrisp – Dehydrated vegetable sheets
60. SipSip Black – Bitter stimulant drink
61. MintBrick – Hard mint slab, lasts forever
62. SnackPebbles – Crunchy irregular bits, salty
63. FlavorOrb Umami – Savory jelly sphere
64. SyrupSticks – Sticky rods, sugary
65. CaffDrop – Liquid caffeine shot, harsh
66. DustDonuts – Powdery rings, dry
67. Protein Puffs – Chalky air-filled snacks
68. FruitSim Pink – Artificial fruit gel
69. WarmCan Stew – Lukewarm meat-like stew
70. NutraSip Gold – Smooth fortified drink
71. GlowCrunch – Crackers that sparkle faintly
72. MaltSlab – Sweet fermented grain block
73. ChewChew Max – Jaw-breaking gum
74. BerryMist – Sweet aerosol foam
75. SnackStrips – Savory dried sheets
76. HealFizz – Sweet green soda, tingles pleasantly (Healing: restores small HP)
77. RejuvGel – Cool mint gel, refreshing (Healing: restores small HP)
78. VitalBar – Dense honey-grain bar (Healing: restores small HP)
79. MendSip – Warm herbal drink (Healing: restores small HP)
80. PulseCandy – Soft red chews, warming (Healing: restores small HP)
81. RadPop – Fizzy drink with metallic aftertaste (Irradiated)
82. GlowMeat Stick – Oily protein rod (Poisoned)
83. SicklySweet Squares – Overly sweet candy (Poisoned)
84. HotFizz Black – Burning bitter soda (Irradiated)
85. MoldBun Deluxe – Soft roll with hidden spoilage (Poisoned)
86. NutraWater – Clean, tasteless hydration
87. CrunchMeal Minis – Tiny ration bites
88. SugarMist – Sweet inhaled vapor
89. DrySoup Pack – Powdery savory mix
90. FizzApple – Apple-flavored soda, flat
91. FlavorCube Lime – Tart compressed cube
92. SnackFoam – Dissolves instantly on tongue
93. ChewBars Soft – Mild fruit flavor
94. ProtoTea – Bitter herbal infusion
95. GrainSip – Watery cereal drink
96. Static Gum – Tingling chew, teeth buzz
97. CrispSalt Tiles – Hard salty crackers
98. MealPaste Blue – Sweet protein paste
99. FizzHoney – Carbonated syrup
100. Vendor Surprise – GM’s choice or reroll twice

I will be debuting my ship the Kuselitheon at the con and will have patches for everyone who plays in my game.